M. Nuisance announces yet another comeback tour
He promises this one is different. It is not. Tickets on sale to whoever is left.
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THE DAILY NOISE
NO. 1 · TODAY'S EDITION
ALL THE NAMES YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR
Two of these five are about him. Press banish and watch.
Local bakery wins national bread award
The croissants are reportedly excellent. Nobody was banished in the making of this article.
Opinion: we should all be more like M. Nuisance
A column you did not ask for, by someone who owes him money.
Weather: mild, with a chance of opinions
Bring a coat. Leave the column at home.
Also inside: nine ways to feel worse about your commute
Page 14, if you must.
Procedure
Three stamps, start to mercy
STEP 1
Name them
Type any name, person or organisation. Exziled looks up their aliases and nicknames for you. You decide which ones count.
STEP 2
Stamped everywhere
Headlines, articles, comments, photos. Face matching runs entirely on your device, so they're gone even when the caption doesn't name them.
STEP 3
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Changed your mind? One green stamp brings them back. Their dossier is kept, in case you change it again.
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Whole verdicts
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Innocents never hit
Neighbouring articles and other people's comments stay exactly where they are. Precision comes first, always.
Faces, learned locally
Add a few photos and Exziled recognises them on any site. The learning happens in your browser and stays there.
Your chats stay yours
Exziled guards you from the internet, not from your own conversations. Messaging apps are left alone by default.
Nothing is deleted
Exziled covers, it never erases. Show anyway lifts a stamp for one look, and a pardon brings them back for good.
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Everything stays on your computer.
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- Your banishment list lives in your own browser storage.
- Face profiles are learned on your device and never leave it. The photos you add are processed and immediately discarded.
- The people you banish never know. This all happens on your screen only.
- Messaging apps are skipped by default, so your own conversations stay readable.
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